holy mackerel.
Stupid things people say.
All this blather makes me want to join the church of the flying spaghetti monster. All hail His noodly appendage.
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mogambo on stuff: halftilts caveat 
may the spaghetti monster be with you.
to all you flying spaghetti monster creeps, if this thing originated in Tibet, or wherever, honestly, american’s shouldn’t be stupid enough to believe that the universe was created by some flying balls attached with noodles. come on now, it’s like your believing in a penis. you are definately some weird people.
heyy the spaghetti monster rox man!!! dont diss it steve!!!!
umm wow u guys r preety gay. i mean u think food is your god? ha ha ha ha ha. shut the fuck up and eat it already and stay off the crack
i luv the flying spaghetti monster and worship him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am a new pastaferian. what are the rules of the church of the flying spagetti monster? i want to worship him forever. he is my ruler and i am his minion. please dont dis the pastaferians. it is so clear that the flying spagetti monster created the world. fuck jesus christ. spagetti till i die!!!!!!!!!!
i love him our load praise him
Hail Him!
RAmen.